MC Hammer, the once famous hip-hop star who lost everything he made, is showing up at conferences now talking about analytics.

Some kind of thing called Always On. We don’t know if he is talking Web Analytics or some other kind of analytics, but we’re not interested enough to find out. We will comment, however, that it’s amusing that Hammer can’t be taken seriously unless videos of Can’t Touch This are superimposed over his speech. That’s frickin’ hilarious, like: Hey! This is the Hammertime guy! Remember? Now pay attention!